Sometimes I remember back to elementary when my parents were still big on making my siblings and I go to church and laugh at the futility

by late i don’t mean school year late i mean have to get up at 5 am to carpool 60 miles to work late 


no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via goddammitshinji)